The Theory

[OutCold]

Any scriptwriters for NCIS who do not support Tiva have been fired. We know there has been cuts to the writing team (voluntary, sure). But the loss of their jobs was not enough - they could not be allowed into the world to spread their non-Tiva views, so the higher-ups abducted them. They are now being kept in corrugated iron huts somewhere in rural Alaska or Canada, according to reports. We expect they are being fed off measly rations, with poor hygiene facilities and healthcare.
It is not currently within our funds to mount a rescue operation, so the most we can do is spread the world.
*salutes*
Brig.

[satanspit]

... i knew something dodgy was going on

we have funds! or have we spent it all on uniforms and little green stars.
this is america! of course the healthcare's poor, they're writers! sorry, Flibby...

*salutes* Brig, will do, the word of mouth can overcome all obstacles... unless the obstacle has money

[OutCold]

Oh yeah, I always forget about the American Healthcare.
Good for you, Lance Corp.
Brig.